click to enlargei was browsing the internet and i was so lol'd at this poem when i see it. basta ma-ryhme lang okay na. sana huli na to.. sumasakit kasi yung mata ko sa ganito...

I just drank a bottle of Minute Maid Pulpy. They say it’s got ‘no preservatives added’. Aw, c’mon…It’s bottled juice. Is that even possible? So I thought. i can give it a try.. and i should also buy some for my family and friend. a perfect gift for christmasI didn’t believe it the first time I heard it’s got no preservatives added. So I read the ingredients (even the fine print) and everything checked out! It really has NO PRESERVATIVES...

Ito ba ang ibig sabihin ng age doesn't matter? grabe kasama gums. baka nga pati pustiso eh...

unang putok. the jejemonsganstah jejemonnapakaraming nag-sulputang mga groupo ngayong 2010 at ilan sa kanila ay gumawa ng ingay sa nagdaang isang taon, at ito sila.ang una sa listahan ay ang mga jejemons, sila yung mga mahilig magtxt ng mga eouwzh pouwhzz.. muztha pouwhzz.. ghaghouzz kah pouwhz jejemonyowzhz pah u. mabilis dumami ang jejemon dahil sa pagiging texting capital ng ating bansa. karamihan ng mga text na nasesend minu-minuto...